Sunday, December 31, 2006
Hey kids, comics!
A comic book page I did last year in an attempt to get accepted for a small press table at the San Diego con. I pretended on my application that this was only one page of a book in progress, which was a total lie. I actually have no idea what is happening in this scene. I scanned some stuff from my sketchbook, photoshopped it together into panels and added some bridging art to round it out. I figured if I was accepted to the con, I'd have to produce a book by the summer! Mercifully, I was not.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
THE WINDUP... ANNNNND.....
Earlier this year, the veterans of the CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR crew were invited to submit proposals to Cartoon Network for new show ideas. KND creator Tom Warburton, AKA the Best Boss In The World, has spent the last several months cheerleading us all to take the chance and write something up, and dealing with our stupid questions and half-baked ideas.
Not knowing what else to do I formed a writing partnership with some coworkers which was very fruitful and taught me that what I've been missing my whole life are writing partners. Like all the greatest bands, we developed a lot of riffs and broke up without one song to our credit. With two weeks to go, I showed three concepts I'd been working on to Tom, and watched in horror as they all proved frail and anemic, sputtering and dying right there on the examination table. I was looking across the table at him and all at once I realized he was supposed to be laughing. I had spent dozens of pages writing about an idea I had for a joke, and I should have a hundred jokes.
The next day I was driving a rental car from Houston to Galveston, stuffing my face with BK Veggies and running over the concepts in my head in a blind panic, when I thought of something for one of them that actually made me chuckle to myself. I pulled off the highway and bought a notebook.
The next two weeks went by like some kind of a montage out of a war movie. I dropped all the other ideas, wrote as stream-of-consciousness as I could, pulled in every friend I had with any sort of writing credentials (fortunately no writer can resist critiquing other people's crappy writing), and I rewrote until 5pm the day the pitches were due. I made the wonderful discovery over thanksgiving weekend that my wife and I write really well together, and the five episode descriptions ended up being as much hers as mine. At the 11th hour I sketched a few funny scenes I had in my head and lamely threw tone on them in photoshop.
They got a lot of submissions from our crew. The night of Dec. 1 a bunch of us went out to get drunk and celebrate that the beast was off our backs. I was pleasantly surprised at how imaginitive and offbeat a lot of my colleagues' ideas were. In a perfect world, one or two of us would get a show greenlit and we'd all have jobs for a little while.
My show idea is titled "Backwoods." I'm actually pretty satisfied with it, or at any rate I feel like I didn't punk out. Here's my sketches of the hero kids. We won't hear any feedback for awhile. Fingers crossed!
Not knowing what else to do I formed a writing partnership with some coworkers which was very fruitful and taught me that what I've been missing my whole life are writing partners. Like all the greatest bands, we developed a lot of riffs and broke up without one song to our credit. With two weeks to go, I showed three concepts I'd been working on to Tom, and watched in horror as they all proved frail and anemic, sputtering and dying right there on the examination table. I was looking across the table at him and all at once I realized he was supposed to be laughing. I had spent dozens of pages writing about an idea I had for a joke, and I should have a hundred jokes.
The next day I was driving a rental car from Houston to Galveston, stuffing my face with BK Veggies and running over the concepts in my head in a blind panic, when I thought of something for one of them that actually made me chuckle to myself. I pulled off the highway and bought a notebook.
The next two weeks went by like some kind of a montage out of a war movie. I dropped all the other ideas, wrote as stream-of-consciousness as I could, pulled in every friend I had with any sort of writing credentials (fortunately no writer can resist critiquing other people's crappy writing), and I rewrote until 5pm the day the pitches were due. I made the wonderful discovery over thanksgiving weekend that my wife and I write really well together, and the five episode descriptions ended up being as much hers as mine. At the 11th hour I sketched a few funny scenes I had in my head and lamely threw tone on them in photoshop.
They got a lot of submissions from our crew. The night of Dec. 1 a bunch of us went out to get drunk and celebrate that the beast was off our backs. I was pleasantly surprised at how imaginitive and offbeat a lot of my colleagues' ideas were. In a perfect world, one or two of us would get a show greenlit and we'd all have jobs for a little while.
My show idea is titled "Backwoods." I'm actually pretty satisfied with it, or at any rate I feel like I didn't punk out. Here's my sketches of the hero kids. We won't hear any feedback for awhile. Fingers crossed!
Thursday, October 26, 2006
DEATHLOK
Thanks to the miracle of the internets someone who saw my credit in a Deathlok comic from 1992 sent me a nice cyber fan letter. Whoops, I got confused there for a second, the actual miracle in that sentance is that I have a Deathlok fan. Anyway, I did a little Deathlok sketch for him in return. Probably the first time I ever managed to draw that big neck symmetrically.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
BUT BWYIN!
My pal Brian (aka Runbo), insane boy genius, death metal drummer extrordinaire, and pop cultural icon in his own mind, came upstate to help me with the house last weekend.
Brian in his natural Dirty Jersey habitat, seen here giving Ice-T and Coco some love at a hardcore show.
Brian upstate, after a hasty raid of my flannels and power tools...
...and hanging around the local hardware store attempting to pass himself off as a hillbilly contractor. The illusion came to a swift end when the two of us started running around taking pictures like a couple of idiots, but what are you gonna do.
Brian in his natural Dirty Jersey habitat, seen here giving Ice-T and Coco some love at a hardcore show.
Brian upstate, after a hasty raid of my flannels and power tools...
...and hanging around the local hardware store attempting to pass himself off as a hillbilly contractor. The illusion came to a swift end when the two of us started running around taking pictures like a couple of idiots, but what are you gonna do.
Thursday, September 07, 2006
DOGHOOOOUUUUSE!
A piece of groveling fan art I sent to the hosts of my favorite radio show.
When Stern quit K-Rock to go to Sirius Sattelite Radio, CBS basically dropped the rock format and turned the whole station into a farm team of Howard wannabe's from various markets around the country. For these new shows, the long shadow cast by Stern is kind of the elephant in the room.
JV & Elvis used to be on against Stern in the Bay Area, often pulling better ratings. JV (the bald guy) caught my attention because he didn't try to badmouth or ignore Howard, he talked very openly about his respect for the guy, and how he has a long road ahead of him to earn the audience he's inherited in New York. That gives him big cool points in my book, but in actuality their show is often tighter and funnier than Howard's. In addition to the fart and boobie jokes, JV has a weird philosophical turn of mind and he can shift on a dime into a crazy existential discussion. I'm addicted.
Doghouse w/ JV and Elvis, 92.3 Free FM 9am-1pm.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
HARD HABIT
I was clicking around Leland's links awhile back, and randomly noticed a post called "If I could draw" on his wife Elizabeth's journal, where she described an image of a nun on the back of a Harley. I thought, that sounds fun to draw, and mentally filed it away for a rainy day.
I saw Elizabeth's comix well-reviewed on Ain't it Cool the other day, so booyah on her.
I saw Elizabeth's comix well-reviewed on Ain't it Cool the other day, so booyah on her.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
KISS (1 OF 4)
Just working some old fan stuff out of my system here.
I heard the other day how a bunch of Kiss fans staged a big protest to get the band into the R&R Hall of Fame. I immediately came down on the side of my "Army" buddies and got mad that they haven't been inducted. They're only being disqualified because of their theatricality, which after all wrote the book for a million other bands. Look at their body of work that's being ignored, I thought. Like for instance "Alive", I can still listen to it today and it's a brilliant metal album. And after that there's, uh, "Alive", and... and... then I start to get bogged down.
They really do have an epic back catologue if you look at the classic era. If they had kept throwing up material of that caliber
throughout their career, today they'd have a strong body of work to point to, and far more memorable hits. Eventually they could have transcended the clown factor. Unfortunately they let their marketing swallow them whole somewhere around the second live album, which is where their body of work effectively ends. After that it was all novelty radios, session musicians and bad tv movies, and they really did become the empty image that people accused them of being.
As strenuously as I tried to hold the faith into the 80's and beyond, I was really a fan of Paul and Gene as personalities. Today I can listen to maybe half of "Lick it Up", a bit of "Carnival of Souls", the unplugged album.
But if you were a fan as a kid, you never quite get the hook out of you, no matter how vigorously Gene embarasses himself in public year after year. I saw them on the reunion tour in the 90's when they boldly decided to break with their past by becoming a Kiss tribute act. It was a great show, but I kept thinking, I'd really rather see them take these characters to the next level. At that moment, the nine-year-old who lives in the back of my head proptly broke out his bic pens and mead spiral notebooks and started sketching ideas.
Maybe when I get the four of these out of my system I can finally get past my heartbreak and move on.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
MOVIE GENIUS SAYS: FUCK OFF BACK TO KRYPTON!
SUPERMAN RETURNS
I’m a horrible person for hating this movie. I actually wish I could stop hating it. This movie so has its heart in the right place that you want to give it a pass on its epic failure of will and imagination. Even though I’m going to draw a comparison to Revenge of the Sith, it’s nowhere near the same level of soul-sucking abyss. Bryan Singer and his collaborators came up with a great game plan for a mythic popular entertainment, but lacked the nerve to fully implement it. He wanted so bad to honor the first two Superman movies, and add a good piece of work to the canon. He tried and fumbled. He meant well, and that counts for something. George Lucas, on the other hand, is just a dick.
The setup is that Superman left Earth for a time, forcing Metropolis, America and the world to cope with life without him. Superman’s been gone five years. In our timeline, that puts his departure in 2001. Quick, what happened in 2001 that took away America’s sense of safety and security and upended the world order? Holy crap, isn’t that a brilliant metaphor? The post-9/11 world equals Metropolis deprived of Superman. Genius, eh? Well enjoy thinking about it because the filmmakers aren’t going to touch that one with a ten foot pole. I honestly can’t say if they had that in mind or if the dates are just coincidence.
In fact, in the film there’s no sense that anyone much registers Superman’s absence whatsoever, or even that the world is any worse off without him. There’s no emotional setup that gives us any idea how life on Earth has been affected by the void he has left. (Mario Puzo and Richard Donner would have given us a smattering of those marvelous man-on-the-street vignettes that would have set the emotional tone of how people are grappling with their suddenly less-certain existence.) So when he does return there’s been no setup that would allow us an emotional catharsis, no dramatic buildup to his reappearance, no sense that the world has been slipping into chaos and confusion without him. He just shows up one day, to be met by a bunch of fakey shots of cheering crowds (that bit in the baseball stadium made me want to puke). None of the main characters seem to think it’s much more than a curiosity that he’s back. Perry White seems to think it’s a big deal, but only as an angle for a lead story. Lois is the only one displaying any emotion, primarily by making a show of suppressing her emotion. She’s been so busy suppressing emotion for the last five years that she even wrote a Pulitzer-winning editorial arguing that Superman totally sucks ass, and he’s a big stupid-head, and she never liked him anyway, and she wouldn’t want to kiss him because he’s totally gross so there.
The title of the piece, “Why the World Doesn’t Need Superman,” seems to be positioned as the alleged theme of the film. Great idea, guys. How about developing it. Any reasons given pro or con? I guess if the Pulitzer committee is honoring it that sort of indicates that a lot of people agree with the sentiment. Could this be something that the characters could be discussing among themselves as the stage is set? Points? Counterpoints? Do you think we could even hear a tiny bit of this editorial that was brilliant enough to win a friggin’ Pulitzer?
No, because the editorial is only an empty plot device, a stand-in in place of anyone having to write some genuine loss and anger for the Lois character to express. We find out soon enough that she basically wrote it in a fit of spite, because Superman didn’t have the nads to let her know that he was going to be kind of leaving planet Earth a little. So really the big conflict of the love story grows out of Superman acting the punk. Then he comes back and immediately starts acting the punk again. He’s not around for me to ask, but I’m pretty sure that Chris Reeve’s Superman would have come back, sussed the situation, realized he had no one to blame but himself that she got married to someone else, swallowed his disappointment and set about trying to make his return as emotionally uncomplicated for Lois as possible. Certainly not head straight to the bar and drown his sorrows in product placements. (Wait a minute, the most powerful being on Earth figures its okay for him to go get a little shitty with his buddies after work?) He’d definitely have the decency to not try to coax another man’s almost-wife out alone with him when no one’s looking. I guess in that scene I was supposed to be desperately wishing to see them back together. Instead, all I was thinking was, what do you think you’re doing, you moron? You’re going to break up a family because you couldn’t man up way back when? Fuck off!
If they’re going to swing from Superman II’s nut sack so much, how about this: Superman was heartbroken that he had to erase Lois’ memory and any trace of their romance. That was the real reason he left to go to Krypton when he heard about the astronomers’ findings. He couldn’t stay and face her day after day. Meanwhile, little does he know he knocked her up, and carrying the pregnancy to term had the effect of jarring loose the memory-wipe. By then it’s too late and he’s gone, not suspecting that Lois remembers everything, is carrying his kid, and is all kinds of hurt and enraged. That would be truly tragic. Isn’t that the scene we’re missing between Superman and Lois at the end? Shouldn’t this all have come spilling out like an emotional freight train once the truth has been revealed? No, we just get the umpteenth cryptic non-conversation between the ciphers standing in for these characters.
That’s why I really hated this film: they actually came up with a treatment for a great Superman story. A great one. Superman goes to find remnants of Kryptonian civilization, leaving the Earth unprotected and turning a lot of people against him. Lex Luthor gets his hands on Kryptonian technology while Superman is away. Superman is unaware that he fathered a human child with Lois. This is the skeleton of a great, great story. It’s just that they forgot to write the screenplay for it. I’m so tired of blockbuster movies where I have to go in accepting that the characters are one-dimensional idiots for anything to make sense. Every scrap of dialogue in this film felt like a placeholder for some real screenwriter to come in later and breathe life into it. Take the conversation between Clark and Ma Kent: it was just like a conversation I would have with my own mother. If my mother and I somehow hadn't ever met each other before that day and were told to feign a relationship. Superman and Lois also never come across as having any shared history, as having any messy emotional baggage, or even being marginally intelligent human beings who can express any but the blandest, most obvious sentiments. Seriously, I felt like it was aimed at an intellectual level around about the average person’s kneecaps. Luthor employs zero ingenuity to harness the kryptonian technology. He walks in, puts his hands out, and we discover that Jor-El was such an idiot that he didn’t so much as password-protect the most dangerous technology ever to exist on Earth. Oh, and you activate the crystals by tossing them in water. Cool. On to the next scintillating plot point.
Luthor even threatens at one point to pick up on the theme of whether Superman is good for the world or not (as in Azzarello’s Luthor comic). It would have been interesting for he and Lois to be arguing the same thing from different angles, but the filmmakers don’t follow through on it. For the movie to be about something besides rebooting a franchise is asking a little much. Luthor’s scheme just devolves to harnessing the power of a god for another oh-so-clever land grab.
I had read that the problem with the film is that you have to have seen the Donner films to understand it. That’s not it at all. The problem is that the film offers no reasons to care about the characters if you don’t have a soft spot for the previous films. The characters never have interesting conversations, they just seem to be coasting off whatever happened between them in the past. (If Lois and Superman’s conversations had always been this dull I don’t know how either of them could have stayed awake long enough to conceive.) Thus this film is completely dependant on its audience’s emotional investment in the previous installments. Here, sadly, for all its good intentions it must join the walk of shame with take-the-money-and-run garbage like Revenge of the Sith and Hannibal. Like those films, this one is loaded with visual and verbal shout-outs to the originals that just reminded me that this film can’t stand on its own.
I got the sense that Singer and co. were so concerned with being properly reverent to the originals that they didn’t venture to give their film a soul of its own. They were so busy respecting these characters that they didn’t have the courage to write them.
I sensed trouble when Superman’s quest to Krypton was reduced to an opening title card. Uh, I’d like to see a bit of that, if you don’t mind. Let me work it out for myself, thanks. Lo and behold, apparently a Krypton sequence was completed at a cost of 10 mil, but Singer felt it didn’t belong in the same movie. You’ve got. To be fucking. Kidding me. So instead we get Lex Luthor’s Anna Nicole Smith moment with the rich old lady, which of course simply screamed Superman movie.
It’s a weird thing when I’m not on board with a movie, and then one scene comes along in which everything suddenly clicks. The scene with the guard and the piano was that one for me (significantly, it had no dialogue). The characters’ actions were surprising and intriguing, the emotion scanned as real, and the dramatic tension was palpable. I suddenly woke up and gave a shit what was going to happen next. And then they dropped that monster of a twist, a potential disaster that was played beautifully. I must be an idiot for not seeing it coming, but I was really tickled by it. Then everything went straight off the rails again. The third act in a nutshell: “I’m rescuing you!” “No I’m rescuing you guys!” “No we’re rescuing you!” “Well you can’t rescue me because I Have To Go Back.” Pretty soon I couldn’t even remember what movie I was watching.
By the end, when Superman visited the family’s house I was halfway out the door, furiously composing a scathing review in my head. Then when he stood over the kid’s bed and recited the Brando monologue, I instantly lost it and started blubbering uncontrollably. I can’t even hate right.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
NERD BAR FIGHT
My buddy Leland and I were drinking and sketching the other night and I did a quick doodle of him. He threw it on his blog, followed by his version of me.
Leland is an old and dear friend and an artist I have tremendous respect for, and it's really sad to see him trying to keep up with me like this.
Leland is an old and dear friend and an artist I have tremendous respect for, and it's really sad to see him trying to keep up with me like this.
DAWN OF THE DEAD
This is a recent ad job. When the dust of the breakneck deadline settled, I found that I still kind of liked it. I find the gentleman-theif motif rather charming. Either it's on its way to being a commercial right now or, much more likely, it's dead and buried! I pretty much take it for granted that these things will never see the light of day, but on occasion I've looked up from the elliptical and had the mind-skid of seeing my drawings living and breathing and running around. It's only happened a couple of times, though. I mean that I've gone to the gym.
Friday, July 07, 2006
CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF A PLOT
These drawings can be traced back to a fairly uncharacteristic Frazetta painting, done in the 70's to promote the original Battlestar Galactica. In it a bunch of women pilots are running to their ships to fend off a Cylon raid, or possibly just sabotage it by hauling around their prodigious booties, which could even cause a robot to forget to aim. Ever since then I've been drawing doodles of girls in big chunky boots.
Lately I've had some jobs that require me to research fashion mags and other girly stuff, and it's actually got me interested in the way that clothes hang on the figure. It's giving me a new way of thinking about my comic booky stuff, trying to apply some couture ideas and sort of militarize it. Maybe someday I'll get a comic book out of this, you never know...
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
THE FACTORY FLOOR
The above pic was taken during a brief lull between my daughter's career as a cranky infant and as an energetic crawler. For a brief, blissful period of her life she would just sit happily in her stroller next to my drafting table. She would play contentedly and sing quietly to herself all day, while I worked uninterrupted. Every now and then I would look over and she'd give me a big smile and I'd feel we had achieved true communion.
It lasted exactly an afternoon. Thankfully I have a picture.
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